Thursday, November 21, 2013

Pacific Rim builds a wall (seriously, a wall??)

Goddamnit, I fucking hate movies so much.  Fucking Pacific Rim.  I swear WTF happened with this piece of shit of a movie??  del Toro can direct, I know that for fact, so what the absolute fuck happened to turn this movie into the steaming pile of dog shit that it is?

It had to be the writers, right?  Has to be.  But, oh wait... del Toro is also credited as one of the writers, so that can't be it.  That means the head writer came up with the brilliant idea to build a wall against big ass monsters.  That's sure to keep them at bay.  FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!  How the fuck did del Toro see that and not go "Stop smoking crack, you stupid cunt!  Give me something that makes fucking sense, not this horseshit."

But nooooo...  Build a wall.  That idea made it.  Probably 20 some producers saw that and went "Sure, that will work.  That makes sense."  Right?  NO!  It doesn't make any fucking sense, you stupid cunts!

You idiots know exactly where the fucking monsters are spawning, why the fuck can't you just put a bunch of fucking rockets around the portal with some sensor or whatever and whenever some big fuck comes through just nuke the shit out of that bastard.  Right? Now, that makes sense.

Or, like How it should have ended put it:  Have your big robot guy just stand over the portal with his big fucking sword and cut their fucking heads off as soon as they spawn.  Boom.  Done.

But nooooo...  That would make sense.  And this is why I fucking hate movies.  Stupid cunts.


No comments:

Post a Comment