Thursday, November 21, 2013

Gravity sucks (and so does the movie)

Not only do I hate movies.  I seriously hate you stupid fucking cunts that keep going to stupid fucking movies and making them buttloads of cash.  What the fuck is wrong with you cunts?  How the fuck was Gravity the top movie at the box office for like 4 weeks in a row? Seriously?  How does that piece of shit movie make 300 goddamn million dollars?  HOW???

It's all your fault, you fucking retards.  Don't look at me, I torrented that shit.  No fucking way I'm paying to see Sandra Bullock cry and wander around space for 90 minutes.  That's all it was.  George Clooney fucked around for like 30 minutes, then died so stupid ass Sandra got to carry the fucking movie for the next 90 minutes.  And that's not a story.  That's not what a movie is supposed to be goddamnit.  A movie has a plot, and characters.  That's plural, you stupid cunts.  Multiple fucking characters that interact with each other.

Then there's the fact that somehow this Doctor character that Sandra is playing is somehow the best goddamn astronaut the world has ever seen.  She's a fucking doctor.  Shes not a goddamn astronaut, you stupid fucking dip shits.

So, yea.  This is why I fucking hate movies.


1 comment:

  1. I couldn't agree more mate. It is one of the worst films I have EVER seen and I don't hate movies, I hate shit movies !
    So in 2013 we had this travesty called Gravity and in 2014 we have Interstellar. I truly am hard pressed to decide which one is worse than the other, they are both so bad.

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